At a recent computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon." In response to Bill's comments/General Motors issued a press release stating the following: "If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would be driving cars with the following characteristics: 1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day. 2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car. 3. Occasionally, your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would accept this, restart, and drive on. 4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart; in which case you would have to reinstall the engine. 5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought 'Car95' or 'CarNT.' Then you would have to buy more seats. 6. Macintosh would make a car that's powered by the sun, more reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five percent of the roads. 7. The oil, water, temperature and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single 'general car fault' warning light. 8. New seats would force everyone to have the same butt size. 9. The airbag system would say 'Are you sure?' before going off. 10. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna. 11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps, even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50 per cent or more. 12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car. 13. You'd press the 'Start' button to shut off the engine.
CONFESSIONS OF A TRUE CLUBBERBy: Adrian Carlo Velasco
Clubbing has always been alive in Metro Manila. It all started in the ‘90s when ravers would dance to old school tunes like “Better Off Alone,” “Higher and Higher” and “Till I Come.” These are ‘90s dance hits that popularized trance music in the country. If you were a raver, you probably remember wearing goggle shades and elephant pants inside a dark, cold club.
Meet Bullet Martin, a 29-year-old advertising exec, who remembers every moment of his younger days as a parteeh boy. Among the popular spots Martin and his friends frequented were Chemistry in Malate, Abgees and Sambo’s along Pasay Road and Seven-Eight Orange on Makati Avenue.
24-HOUR PARTY PEOPLE
Martin and his barkada would meet at the nearby McDo before heading to the club. A few minutes after midnight, they were already sipping the famous puñeta drink, a concoction of pineapple juice and rum. Before 2 a.m., the crowd was jumping to the speeding electronica music.
After the hop-dancing years at Sambos, the spotlight turned to dance events produced by groups like Groove Nation, Natural Born Klubbers (NBK) and Big Fish in the late ‘90s.
“Some call them consortiums. I just call them events. It was those days when new TV series were launched through dance consortiums. Then, event groups would bring international star DJs like Paul van Dyk, Chicane and Ferry Corsten to venues like Enterprise Tower, NBC Tent and the World Trade Center,” he shares.
Since then, electronica has become a mainstream in Manila’s party scene and so did the glowsticks.
THE GODFATHER OF PARTEEH
“Give it up for, DJ…” was the famous line of Big Fish creator Domini Primero at his events like the annual Hed Kandi, Gatecrasher and the Cream Halloween Ball. But there’s been a lack of clubs that matter.
“Late last year, we heard rumors that an underground club was to be opened. But we didn’t know if it was true. It reminded me of the warehouse event in the famous American indie film Groove. It’s about time,” Martin says.
The news was indeed true. After the launch of Primero’s new events group Driven Manila, the main man decided to turn a 20-year-old, 600-sq.m. warehouse on 135 Yakal St., Makati into a party capital. Last Feb. 3, Warehouse 135 opened its doors to Manila clubbers with a new lifestyle. Fashionistas, who are not just limited to elephant pants, flaunt getups inspired by fashion from different decades. Old clubbers promote the love for dancing and the latest music from both foreign and local spinners.
“It’s got the right stuff,” he enthuses.
Apart from having a spacious dance floor, Warehouse 135’s appeal would be the fusion of modern and industrial designs. If that’s not enough, Warehouse promises to place the country in the global map by using special effects by Martin Mac and sound architecture by Eastern Acoustic Works (winner of “Best Sound System” and “Best Sound Product” at the 2006 Club World Awards). RnB, hip-hop, new school and sexy dance music are among the club’s eclectic lineup.
THE REBIRTH OF THE UNDERGROUND
Warehouse 135’s grand opening was not to be missed. It showed Manila’s evolution in culture, fashion, technology and music. International DJ Shunji Moriwaki represented today’s global music, while DJs Anton Ramos (famous for his Chillout Project) and Elmer Dado played for the local scene. The tickets cost P700, which is the usual price of events these days.
Another smashing event was Warehouse 135’s Chinese New Year Party, which brought back one of world’s hottest female DJs, Lisa Loud. The “first lady of dance music” rocked the night with her strong and tribal beats.
Then last summer, The Jude Lee Experiment and Erwin Edralin were the spin stars at “Driven Boracay.” Manila’s party scene moved to Bora, which happens every year. Beachfront hot spot Hey Jude was the perfect venue for Driven Manila’s summer event. It’s not just about the beach anymore. Boracay became a large sandy disco.
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Experience the REBIRTH OF THE UNDERGROUND SCENE only @ WAREHOUSE 135 Yakal Street, Makati City
True clubbing experience without compromise! No cheesy commercial bubble gum dance music!
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FRIDAY DISKOTECA DELUXE :: MAY 25, 2007
Driving Sexy Electro Music by young gun DJs!
ALI NEPOMUCENO of DRIVEN ELECTRO BROTHERS - MARTIN BALLESCA & NOEL SARMIENTO of CURV! ********************************************* 
  BLOW by BLOW SATURDAYS :: MAY 26, 2007
Fresh Underground Sound with a Dash of Classic Tracks by veteran DJs!
BOMBI BALQUIEDRA and DAVID JACOB of NBK / KEE Club Hong Kong!
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Ladies Free Entrance all night!
For info visit www.drivenmanila.com
SPREAD THE UNDERGROUND VIBE!
GREYONE SOCIAL, THE OFFICIAL SNEAKER STREET WEAR BOUTIQUE AND THE FIRST OF ITS KIND IN SE ASIA IS LOOKING FOR
FRESH APPLICANTS WHO ARE TRU SNEAKER HEADS AND STREET WEAR FANATICS WHO CAN REPRESENT THE STORE AND SELL PRODUCTS.
INTERESTED PARTIES CAN EMAIL: meshmerize_7@yahoo.com
Ever wondered how it felt like to be VIP at one of the hottest clubs in Manila?
ever been hassled by the door bitch because you and your friends weren't on the list?
FEEL THAT NO MORE
FOR THIS WEEKEND AND THIS WEEKEND ONLY
WAREHOUSE 135 is giving everybody the VIP treatment you've been looking for:
VIP guestlist: CHECK
WAIVED ENTRANCE FEE: CHECK
so message me, your favorite FREE AGENT for the ultimate party this weekend at WAREHOUSE 135
email me at greatwhitemocha@hotmail.com or text me at 0917 7193121 for your guestlist.
live.
love
PARTY.
peace.
Ever wondered how it felt like to be VIP at one of the hottest clubs in Manila?
ever been hassled by the door bitch because you and your friends weren't on the list?
FEEL THAT NO MORE
FOR THIS WEEKEND AND THIS WEEKEND ONLY
WAREHOUSE 135 is giving everybody the VIP treatment you've been looking for:
VIP guestlist: CHECK WAIVED ENTRANCE FEE: CHECK
so message me, your favorite FREE AGENT for the ultimate party this weekend at WAREHOUSE 135
email me at greatwhitemocha@hotmail.com or text me at 0917 7193121 for your guestlist.
live. love PARTY. peace.
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DJ ACE & MARS ROCK THE ORIGINAL SAMPLE OF TRU HIPHOP
HOSTED BY STYLES ENTERTAINMENT
JOHNNY VERSE AND TOLLO BOTE
Coming soon GREYONE SOCIAL in ROCKWELL MAKATI APRIL
STREETWEAR HAS FINALLY ARRIVED IN MANILA
email GREATWHITEMOCHA@HOTMAIL.COM for guestlist
STYLE ENTERTAINMENT AND EMBASSY
In Cooperation with
GREY ONE SOCIAL
is out to scout the NEXT PARTY DJ....
Please send in your mixes thru mail or cd to embassy club
a 30 minute mix of your best party set, hiphop mash ups live....
and Get a chance to win a Residency at Embassy Superklasse and Social Saturdays and be part of the STYLE DJ ENTOURAGE...
Only Imitated Never Duplicate
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THURSDAY [03/22/07]
"UPGRADE" RnB & HIPHOP BEATS BY SKRATCHMARK / B_CAL & TEAZE
FRIDAY[03/23/07]
"DISKOTECA DE LUXE" ::DEEP ::SOULFUL:: SOPHISTICATED
FEAT. ANTON RAMOS AND WEEKLY DJ GUESTS
SATURDAY{03/24/07]
"BLOW BY BLOW" ::A WEEKLY DOSE OF SEXY DANCE MUSIC::
WITH DJ'S JON NAVAL & JED DARIO
FREE ENTRANCE FOR LADIES!!
DOOR CHARGE PhP 300 W/ 1 FREE DRINK
BORACAY EVENTS!!
EASTER SUNDAY[ APRIL 8, 2007]
@ HEY jUDE!
FRIDAY & SATURDAY [APRIL 13, 2007 - APRIL 14, 2007]
@ WALING- WALING
FRIDAY & SATURDAY [APRIL 20, 2007 - APRIL 21, 2007]
@ DISCOVERY SHORES
FOR INQUIRIES CALL 894-0089 OR 817-0506
VISIT www.drivenmanila.com
THURSDAY [03/22/07]
"UPGRADE" RnB & HIPHOP BEATS BY SKRATCHMARK / B_CAL & TEAZE
FRIDAY[03/23/07]
"DISKOTECA DE LUXE" ::DEEP ::SOULFUL:: SOPHISTICATED
FEAT. ANTON RAMOS AND WEEKLY DJ GUESTS
SATURDAY{03/24/07]
"BLOW BY BLOW" ::A WEEKLY DOSE OF SEXY DANCE MUSIC::
WITH DJ'S JON NAVAL & JED DARIO
FREE ENTRANCE FOR LADIES!!
DOOR CHARGE PhP 300 W/ 1 FREE DRINK
BORACAY EVENTS!!
EASTER SUNDAY[ APRIL 8, 2007]
@ HEY jUDE!
FRIDAY & SATURDAY [APRIL 13, 2007 - APRIL 14, 2007]
@ WALING- WALING
FRIDAY & SATURDAY [APRIL 20, 2007 - APRIL 21, 2007]
@ DISCOVERY SHORES
FOR INQUIRIES CALL 894-0089 OR 817-0506
VISIT www.drivenmanila.com
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